Bio of John Hernandez

Average Handicap -14-17 Nick Name - Big John Average Drive Length - 275 yards In the Bag - Nike Dymo10.5, Nike Sumo Irons 4-9, PW, AW, Sling Shot SW, Tiger Woods 60' LW, Nike OZ Techno Putter. And a bunch of other Nike Equipment Dating Back to the Begining.

My motto is live hard, play hard and pay for it later.  I've been playing golf hard for about 6 years and was introduced to it at a young age.  I love the game it teaches you about patience, over coming the odds  and the ol' risk reward factor something we all learn, some of us learn harder then others on the golf course though that is for damn sure. I play the game and enjoy the friendship that comes along with it, after all we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the same interest we share and the game we will never master - GOLF!

Don't get me wrong, I play this game to win baby! I'm not out there to talk about business - I'm there to adjust your freakin' thong! Readjust is so bad your going to need a surgeon to remove the knots.  I'm not there to teach you how to play the game, cause hell half the time I'm battling my own personal demons "you know them Shanks, Cranks and Chili dips" and besides I'm not as good as I think I am.  But somehow I work my way around a course using my lack of god given talent and score pretty good for a 300 pound guy!

I believe strongly in playing by the rules, the rules we all break - you know the bumping, mulligans and good by me on the green gimmies within the leather. The way I figure it, why play the game if your not going to play by the simplest of rules of the game and buddy them are some important rules when you play golf. So next time you see me on the course, struggling "which I do quite often", remind me why I'm there again - to adjust your thong and have a damn good laugh or two over a cold brew on the 19th. Now ain't  I a cocky SOB? Damn, and I bet you thought you were the only one that liked to win huh? Right! Like I believe that!

Enjoy! And Always - Hit 'em straight, play it as it lies and play 'em down!

Big John.....